What Is Next?

Mom says she's going to throw some stuff away. I don't like that idea. How can I hide and attack her when she walks by my chair if there isn't anything to hide behind??!

The Conomies

Mom talks about the conomies. I know that conomies is bad but what are they? Bad things can't be stuff like 'nip toys and stinky goodnesses. If they're bad, they are probably some kind of weird dog toy. That's what I think conomies are.

I forgotted again

Well, it has been one long, hot summer. And with it being 'monsoon season' lately, it is hot with a gazillion per cent humidity. That said, we're getting a decent amount of rain here in Albaturkey! Rain = good; Humidity = annoying. So there. I don't got new pictures lately (Mom's fault, of course -- I can't work the camera myself). I has a new trick that Mom loves. I sits up on my back foots and stretches up to touch Mom's finger with my nose while still sitting. She has been calling me "Kit-monk." I don't know why -- I don't have no kit and I is not a monk! I is a GIRL and girls aren't monks! Silly Mom. If she gets a pitchure, I'll post it. She hasn't managed yet .... heh heh heh.

I hope you all is having good summers!!

Name Meme from William's site

Meme from William of Mass Destruction:

In case you aren't familiar with The Naming of Cats, in the Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats, by T.S. Eliot, we all have three names! So, in this meme, you must link to the originator of the meme (Tara and Kavan), list the following rules, and then tell us:

1. The name that the family uses daily (such as Peter, Agustus, Alonzo, or James)

2. The name that is particular, a name that's peculiar, and more dignified (such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat)

3. What you are doing when you are thinking of the name that only you know, and will never confess (when engaged in rapt contemplation), that deep and inscrutable singular name

1. Chloe

2. Bubbas (Uncle D used to call me this when I was tiny before he brought me to live with Mom)

3. Holding my mom down so I can sleep on her

That was way fun! William always has the bestest things on his blog!

Same old stuff here -- waiting for dinner, sleeping on Mom, hiding when someone knocks on the door (always best to hide from peoples coming from outside), etc. It is nice and warmbly outside so I can sit in the window sills without my toesies getting cold. I watch Mom when she leaves and when she gets back from wherever it is she goes when she isn't here. She went to Aunt D's house on Sunday for a birthday party and to Grandma's yesterday for Moms' Day. That means I gots to do some surfing and looking at cat blogs (finally - she kinda hogs the computer sometimes lately).

And here's a new and beautimous picture of me!

I'm bored

I'm bored. I lost all my new moosies and Mom isn't home so I can't bite her. She's helping Grandma with her computer. Grandma should have asked me. I'm much better at messin' with computers than Mom is. I don't like our printer, though. It goes real fast and spits papers out at us!

I think William's sister is right about getting extra stuff for forgotten birthdays! I hope she and Russell Bustle get some good stuff. I hope William does, too! I was lucky - Mom got me 3 new moosies for my firstest birthday last year. Since I will be two, I had better get 6 new moosies!! Mom said to me the other day, "Chloe, will you please stop killing your moosies? The cotton stuffing is making a mess!" I told her that it isn't stuffing; its guts and they're supposed to be messy. So there, Mom!

Happy 'Nip Day!

Well, any day with 'nip is a happy day! We have been busy. Mom has moved the furnitures a lot. I ask her how do I know where to hide when that scary Oops! man comes here with packages when she moves the furnitures around??

Things is quiet here (except for the upstairs people who use power tools in the middle of the night).

I has been getting lots of exercise. I sneak up behind mom and pat her legs and run away so she doesn't know who did it. She's not supposed to know but she always does. I don't know how she knows its me - I'm very, very fast!!

Mom has a new computer so its lots easier for me to turn it on and use it while she's asleepin'. So I'll try to write more often...unless I forgets, of course!

Here's my baby picture from before I came to live with mom.

Trapped at Grandma's House

Mom and I are staying at Grandma's house while we take care of her cats, chickens, and plants. I stay in our little room and watch TV while Mom does all the work. My job is to eat my stinky goodness. Mmmmmm - salmon - my favorite!! Grandma will be back on Monday so Mom and I will go home then. I may be only in one room, but I get to watch CABLE TV!! I've been watching the Sci-fi channel all day (not my choice but Mom says that there isn't a cat channel).

Mom is pretty annoyed about a major road here getting a sinky place under it. I don't drive so I don't care. I don't know what a sinky place is but it sounds weird. She says that lots of weird things go on here in Albuquerque and that the sinky place is just a little weirder than usual. She thinks that there's a brrrmooda triangle under the whole town.

Finally!

Mom finally got a digicam (that's what she calls it) so she just might get around to photographing ME for my tremenjous blog! How cool is that?! I just visited William's blog so I'm going to respond to one of the posties:

1.. I didn't get bigger but I got fatter. Mom calls me her kittytank. That's not nice! I suppose it's better than calling me "Airbus" though.

2. I like to sleep on my mom. Anywhere on my mom. She says I cut the circulation off in her legs when I sleep on them at night. That's wrong. I think she does that herself!

3. I love to throw the sand after using the stink-box. I could win if we had some kitty olympics for sand-throwing.

4. My nails finally grew back all the way after the last cat fix-it place visit in November. Now I can do some REAL damage to the recliner and I'm happy-happy about that!

5. I like to talk to mom a lot but she says I sound like I never learned how to meow properly. What does she espect anyway -- I'm the only fur person here (thank goodness!!).

6. I is a good hider. When people come over, they only know I live here because they see my dishes and my stink-box.

7. My favorite stinky goodness is anything with salmon in it. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

So those are my answers. That was fun!